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Pandora’s Box (CR) is looking for rythem guitarist, contact AJ=XXX, Aaron=XXX, john=XXX, or brad=XXX and tell one of them what your calling about. and it pays well

I’m not going to make fun of these guys because they can’t spell “rhythm.” I can’t spell “rhythm” without a spell check.

I’m not going to make fun of these guys for suggesting that we tell them what we’re calling about when we call. That’s sort of how phone conversations work, but maybe young people don’t know that.

What really bugs me about this is that the don’t tell us what sort of music they play. Are they metal, country, lite jazz? Are they a cover band or a tribute band? Do they only do originals?

Is the (CR) some sort of clue? When I first noticed it I thought it was some sort of attempt to copyright and trademark their name. Does it stand for Country Rock? Creedence Revival? Classic Reggae?

Let’s say I’m the best rhythm guitarist in the area. Am I really going to waste my time calling these guys to find out what they play before I even decide if I want to play?

How hard is it to say,

We’re Pandora’s Box, the world’s greatest Cabaret Rap band on earth, and if you’ve got what it takes, we need you as our rhythm guitarist!

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CASIO KEYBOARD with STAND – $150

This is funny enough…

THIS HAS NEVER BEEN PLAYED AS A KEYBOARD.

It’s never been played as a keyboard? Well, then what has it been played as?

The answer:

MY MOTHER IN-LAW PURCHASED IT THROUGH QVC FOR $359 JUST SO SHE COULD LISTEN TO THE PRE-RECORDED SONGS… I KNOW : )

MILs, got to love ‘em.

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I think I touched a nerve…

Some guy was selling a used amp on Craig’s List for hundreds more than you can buy new. Some other guy pointed it out. The first guy got mad and made fun of the “CL Cop.” He called him pathetic, claimed he still lived at home, never got laid, etc.

I had to respond:

“Think how pathetic a person has to be to police peoples ads everyday”

I agree. Guys that police CL are pretty pathetic. But you know who’s worse? Guys who try to sell used equipment for hundreds more than you can buy it new.

The CL cop may be pathetic. But the other guy is a crook, in my humble and subjective opinion.

If you’re tired of CL cops flagging your stuff, stop trying to rip people off. Problem solved. No more CL cop, and no more crook.

He didn’t like that one bit, here’s his response:

CRAIGLIST CAN DO WITHOUT ANY OF U BONEHEADS. LET PPL MAKE THEIR OWN CHOICE. BUNCH OF BITCHY DEMOCRATS.
WE DONT NEED ANY OF U TO HELP US MAKE CHOICES. THIS IS AMERICA. ANYONE CAN SELL ANYTHING AT ANYTIME. IF U DONT LIKE IT….BRACE YOURSELF…
DONT BUY IT. WOW THERES SOME REVOLATION FOR ALL U FOOLS.

Here’s my response back:

“BUNCH OF BITCHY DEMOCRATS”

So you’re a Republican? Gee, I thought Republicans were in favor of law and order, high moral standards, believing in God, the Golden Rule, and all that stuff they taught us in sunday school? But yet you want the right to rip people off? Apparently, Republicans only get upset about crime when they’re the victims .

“THIS IS AMERICA. ANYONE CAN SELL ANYTHING AT ANYTIME. IF U DONT LIKE IT….BRACE YOURSELF…DONT BUY IT”

I also thought that we had a right to free speech in America? You know, that little document called the US Constitution? But yet you want people to shut up. So do you support our Constitution or do you want to burn it like a commie?

Anyway, what’s with all the anger? Maybe you should go and take a nap.

I don’t think he’s gonna like that one bit. Stay tuned…

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So simple, even an idiot can explain it

I have a peavey rockmaster guitar and amp for sale. Works great, all you need is a cord to hook guitar to amp.

Oh… I have to plug a cord into my guitar and into my amp. That’s what I’ve been doing wrong all these years.

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A friend is worth a thousand pictures

5 pcs beginners Drum Set – $125 (Clio)

Dont have a picture but had a couple Friends look at it that knows instruments

Come and look
125.00 or best offer

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Don’t Hold Your Breath

This Is a fairly new bottle of air.

It is believed to contain Elvis’ Last breath.

Please do not let the breath escape if you decide to buy….It could come in handy some day when you only have one breath left.

Reply to this post if interested.

SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY.

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Real Cheap

Up for sale I have a pair of Carvin TRx118N single 18″ subs. These are Carvin’s top of the line subs rated at 800 watts continuous/1600 watts program/3200 watts peak. These subs are made from real plywood and are covered with Carvin’s DuraTex weather-resistent finish …you can’t hurt these things.

I’m old enough to remember when plywood, real or otherwise, was not a selling point.

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Most Awesomely Ugly Piano Ever!!

A picture truly is worth a thousand gags. Click the pic if you dare to buy.

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No-Name Guitar for 900 bucks!

If you’re selling a guitar for a lot of money, you should at least tell us who made it. If you can’t do that, tell us what kind of a guitar it is. No one is going to respond to an ad for an “electric guitar” anymore than anyone would respond to an ad for a “gas powered automobile.”

Heck, a picture would be nice too. That’s my biggest gripe about Craig’s List users, if you’re selling something with a cool factor, provide a picture.

And one last thing I see all the time on Craig’s List, no one, I mean absolutely no one would ever buy a guitar because it comes with picks. Don’t tell us that it comes with picks. It makes you look like an idiot.

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Slightly used ambiguity for the living room

Maytag Fridge & Sofa Set

The best of both worlds. The man would love the fridge in the living room and the woman would love that they’re a matched set. But I guess it could be a sofa for the kitchen, which would also be cool. Someplace to lay around and wait for the microwave to beep.

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